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Working hard (like gaming *wink*) can make your b*lls sweaty and smelly.
"It's everything I didn't know I needed. Like magic for your golden snitches."
KEEP YOUR B*LLS FRESH & CLEAN
Ball Shampoo
$18.69
Clean and Fresh B@lls
Dafuq brah?! We need a special shampoo for our b*lls?
Well, yes and no. You do need to wash your b*lls. No one likes sweaty and smelly b*lls. Also, we read somewhere that if you massage your b*lls there may be a ton of benefits. TBH we don't do it for the benefits, we just like massages.
INSTRUCTIONS
Numero Dos
Solution: Hit the shower and pump some COHONES ball shampoo.
Step Three
Scrub and massage your manly cohones. It'll feel good, we promise.
You Guessed It Genius, Numero Cuatro
Rinse and done! Ready for another full day of gaming. I mean working, yeah, working.
What makes our ball shampoo special?
Alien Safe
Aliens, mutants, wizards and elves are safe to use this product.
Some Cruelty TBH
This product was tested on dry b*lls. That was cruel. Don't do it.
Kryptonite Free
No worries, we only use planet earth supplies. You're welcome, Superman.
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